Two words sum up last nights Wrestlemania, Holy fuck!
I can honestly say that for the first time in a long time, i was surprised at many points throughout last nights PPV.
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You’ve been warned.
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan
Worst match i have ever witnessed. We all knew Sheamus was going to win this hands down but at least give the champ a minute to wrestle. FML, they came out (Daniel rocking his Red Dragon ring attire), Bryan kisses AJ as usual, turns around, brogue kick to the face, 123, match over. WTF!!!! Ok i was surprised at how quick it happened but not the result. Shame they didn’t let these two go at it for at least 40 minutes.
Don’t think this feud is over but let’s see what happens. BTW, a shitload of the crowd was behind Bryan and held up a lot of “YES!” signs. That was pretty awesome.
Who cares, but the stain on the back of that one chicks pants was epic. She even had to tweet about it and clarify that it wasn’t poop haha. (I am so immature.)
Winner: Vince Mc Mahon and the company that makes their hair extensions.
Randy Orton vs Kane
Not a terrible match considering the crappy buildup it had. This could have been a better match if the outcome had any real point other than filling a slot. Both of these guys love their routine and that usually means the match ends up being boring as hell. A few nice moves and reversals and the match ended with a clean pin by Kane.
I suppose they had to build him up after the awful run he had with Cena late 2011.
Cody Rhodes vs Big Show
Ok match with a better lead up than Orton vs Kane. As always, Cody Rhodes makes his opponent look good in any match and this one was no different. The Big show is, well, big. This limits his in ring ability and this becomes even more apparent when you put him next to a superstar like Cody. A little back and forth this time around with an interesting end to the match. Played the role of filler match nicely and allows Cody to get rid of the intercontinental title in order to aim at the World Heavyweight title down the line.
Winner: Big Show
Team Teddy vs Team Johnny
Too many wrestlers involved. The captains didn’t do shit. Eve is proven to be a bitch again. The Miz gets his opportunity to shine a little after being used as a jobber for the past 5 months, Team Johnny wins.
Thank God for this result. Looking forward to seeing what happens with the fallout to this.
Winners: Team Johnny
Undertaker vs HHH
Best match of the night for many and i’m still not sure for me. I would say number two even though i was flying out of my seat with this one because of two main reasons.
- This is the second time around for these two and even though both battles were epic, it’s never the same when you see it for the second time i guess. Hell in a cell and Shawn Micheals were great additions.
- The outcome was pretty much cemented with this one so there wasn’t much surprise when Taker won. 20-0 bitches.
AMAZING battle that will go down in history as a classic. Hats off to the legends.
Oh and they brought back JR to call this one. Thank God.
CM Punk vs Chris Jericho
WOW. Incredible match that did not disappoint. The originality these two brought to the ring was truly something to behold. If you are a fan of wrestling and enjoy the spectacle AND the technical aspect of the “sport” like me, then this easily wins match of the night. The lead up was a little slow at the start but picked up pace in the last few weeks. Punk and Jericho both brought their A game in an obvious attempt to steal the show from Cena and Rock. Mission accomplished when viewed by hardcore fans like myself.
So many great moments in this one. CM Punk took a lot of abuse tonight. That suplex out the ring looks painful, and the whiplash on the mat looked pretty bad too. Jericho is the man FUCKKK! I hope he sticks around and puts his awful rock band on the back burner because this feud has so much more to offer the fans.
Maybe they can throw Daniel Bryan in this one too?
Winner: CM Punk
The Rock vs John Cena
The intros were painful. Diddy introduces MGK to the loudest boos of the night haha, Fail! (Take that, take that) Then MGK decides regurgitate some crappy speech he rehearsed back stage about Cena and MGK both being underdogs. WTF has this malnourished dipstick been smoking? Cena runs WWE dumbass.
Cena comes out in his bright green shirt and does his stupid salute before running to the ring.
Florida (the biggest artist of all time according to WWE???) comes out without his shirt on and raps along to some crappy song. Tick tock tick tock crowd kind of cheers since he is from Florida and they are IN Florida. The Rock comes out and boom the people wake up.
Walks around, heads to the ring and the match begins. They try to start this one off the same way Rock and Hogan did back in Toronto and the crowd gets in the game.
Long story short, i had the shock of a lifetime. After some amazing displays of strength from Cena (That AA from the Rocks splash was incredible) and working off some of The Rocks ring rust the match ends.
To the surprise of pretty much every wrestling mark in the world, The Rock WON! YES!YES!YES!YES!
That was awesome.
Winner: The Rock
Great night, wish i could have been there in person but it will be interesting to see what happens next year when The Rock comes back. Rock-Cena 2? Maybe.