I am seriously considering moving to some rural spot and becoming a farmer far away from all the retardedness this world presents us with on a daily basis.
Here’s a quick list of shit just this week:
1. Nepal got hit with a crazy earthquake. Seems like even natural disasters are targeting poor folks these days. Praying for them is useless, go donate something. (I do not think I am better than you and i need to do more for others generally speaking)
2. Riots in Baltimore that only highlight the underlying issues with race tensions in the States and the abuse of power constantly shown by so called authority figures. People should show the same disgust when any people die at the hands of those meant to protect them.
3. Bali 9 executions went ahead despite heartfelt pleas from the family members of the accused. So fucked up that the same system that kills and locks up drug traffickers, dealers, and users is the same system that supplies them with product in the first place.
4. Some guy in the states declared that he wants to chop off his junk and we are supposed to get distracted from focusing on the real issues…fuck off.
So as you can see its been a fucked up week so far and I haven’t even scratched the surface of the shit we are fed daily. We are already numb to the conflicts in the Arab world and Africa so let’s not go there.
To all the kids out there. Drinking is not cool so please don’t let this post convince you otherwise. Drink responsibly and always leave your car at home when you’re going out for a few.
Beer, God’s gift to all mankind. Nectar of the gods, liquid gold or just pure goodness in a pint glass or pitcher. Fizzy, smooth, simoultaneously heavy and light, and of course divine. No man or woman should have to live their entire life without a taste of it. No bar could exist without it and no economical human being can accept to pay an arm and a leg for cheap vodka or whiskey in a club when a perfectly untainted batch of beer is in the house.
Some may try to convince you that you should avoid it because of the beer belly phenomenon. I say a belly makes you look sophisticated and if you insist on avoiding it, hit the gym.
Anyway I’ve rambled on long enough. Drink and be merry my fellow humans and always remember, beer has been helping ugly people get laid since the begging of time.
SURPRISE MUDDAFAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We got P Storm good last night! For the first time in history our good friend P Storm was actually speachless. Thanks to his Mom and Swerte, his surprise party was dope and a lot of fun. I drank a lot of beer but matched each beer with a burger so i was good by the end of the night. So again, happy birthday to Mr. Storm.
So, how was your weekend? Hope you had a….oh you’re still enjoying it as i type this…fuck you. I hate you.
Just got into work this morning and i saw a link posted by one half of the Twin towers, Mr. 911 himself, Freakshit…or as i like to call him Mustafa. It’s no secret that i am a fighting game fan and so is the previously mentioned gentleman. So when i saw this it inspired me to write these random brain farts today.
Actually, i’m going to post a few of my fighting game inspired videos here and spam my own page.
Happy Birthday to my brother P Storm. Some people will send you a message and shit…I blog dog! That’s fucking big son! Being featured on Brain Farts is both a privelage and an embarassment. So, you’re welcome.
Remember, if you bitch any more now there won’t be anything left to bitch about when you come of age. Happy Birthday man, i hope people’s ears catch up with your music this year (They ain’t ready for the new shit son.) Follow him on Twitter @PstormDubai
SOOOOOOOOOO, iPhone 5 has been announced…hmm. It looks good and i am sure it’ll be a great phone but it’s not the revolutionary change that it once was. By now i am sure you have read a million articles about it so i’ll stop here and go back to playing some games on my Galaxy SIII.
Speaking of the SIII, when the fuck are we gonna get the Jelly Bean update? Probably December right? Fuckers.
On another note, i’ve been playing Darksiders II and i must say the game is dope. If you enjoy God Of War and collecting shit, then you’ll enjoy this. Loving the PSVita but seriously can’t find time to juggle work, music, gym, gaming and girl friend. If only there was a way to combine them all into some kind of event. Maybe a music kinect game that has you do push ups n shit with your girl friend on your back. (Nerd voice) “What about work?” Fuck it.